The F-Shack

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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weavemunchers:

when you go to kill a bug and it starts flying

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gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks